Ex-Girlfriend

I have an ex-girlfriend called the NFL. Every time I think of what she is doing to me my stomach turns. I’ve been dedicated to her for countless years. Now I can’t even watch her and her many, I mean MANY Top 100 lists on her “Network”. It’s like strolling down memory lane in old shoe box in my closet. I have many of the thing we bought when we were in love; the jerseys, cards, golf club head covers, many knickknacks. All of these are a reminder of the blind love I was in.

Lately, I find myself saying, “forget her, who needs that skank!” I’ve been out on the prowl trolling for a new love. MLB? NHL? WNBA ….. ha ha (I don’t need sports that bad) I’m not going to wait around till she returns to my door step. I’m done sulking because of her infidelity to me and now I’m looking forward to a new girlfriend. Don’t know who she will be but I’m looking forward to just playing the field.

All in all, when my Ex decides she has made a mistake, I’ll probably take her back. I will be cautious when I do, not to invest 100% in our relationship. I’ve loved the NFL and the Raiders for so much of my life, it’s a hard habit to break. (Plus, I still love that skank!)

Greg Simon
JBB Staff Writer

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