Former Kansas City Chiefs head coach Todd Haley autographs napkin with “Chiefs Suck”

Sep 8, 2013; Pittsburgh, PA, USA; Pittsburgh Steelers offensive coordinator Todd Haley reacts on the sidelines against the Tennessee Titans during the fourth quarter at Heinz Field. The Tennessee Titans won 16-9. Mandatory Credit: Charles LeClaire-USA TODAY Sports

I mean I would be signing “Chiefs Suck” everywhere myself if I had to coach both Larry Johnson and Matt Cassell.

This story (which is hilarious) is of course from Deadspin who got quite the tip from a Pittsburgh bar goer.

The excerpt:

A reader named Joe sent this our way. It’s an autograph he got on a bar napkin from Steelers offensive coordinator Todd Haley. Joe explained what happened in an email. This is that story, unedited. Be warned: There are no heroes here. There’s a guy being a dick to Haley, and Haley being a dick right back, and allegedly throwing in a little casual homophobia for good measure. In other words, it is a very Todd Haley story.

I was at a wedding reception near Upper St. Clair, PA (Fort Couch Rd.) on Saturday 9/7/13. The reception ended around 11pm and naturally a bunch of us wanted to keep drinking. Earlier in the evening, completely by chance, I found out that a few other friends of mine were at a wedding reception at the Crowne Plaza hotel, also in Upper St. Clair (Fort Couch Rd.). From the church that I was at, the hotel is no more than 1,000 feet away. Once the reception ended, I texted my buddy to tell him that we were going to come over and crash the reception that he was at. We arrived sometime after 11pm and immediately headed for the lobby where I located my buddy. We had a couple beers and then the reception he was at finally ended around midnight. Everyone then proceeded to the hotel bar that is outside near the pool.

Once there we headed for the bar and ordered some drinks. After a few minutes my friends and I noticed a man standing in the corner wearing a white hat and black long sleeve shirt. After a few seconds we realized that without a doubt it was Steelers Offensive Coordinator Todd Haley. Immediately hysteria ensued between all of us drunken sports fans. After a few minutes of scrambling around to find something for him to autograph I found a white bar napkin and headed towards him. I approached him giving him some story of how my fiancee’s dad has been a huge fan since he was Head Coach of his favorite football team, the Kansas City Chiefs. He said thanks, and then proceeded to sign the napkin with his name and the phrase; “Go Steelers!” “Chiefs Suck!” I thanked him numerous times and then asked if I could buy him a drink (he had a Bud Light in front of him). He said no thanks, but the woman he was with told me that I could buy her one. Having no idea who she was I said, “heck no” and walked away. By this time it was around 12:30am.

Finally, a buddy of mine that we had been calling for over an hour made his way down to the bar and instantly saw Haley. Being completely hammered he started yelling things at Haley, such as, “Roethlisberger isn’t going to like this” and “Hey, Haley, what plays are you calling tomorrow?” After about 10-15 minutes of this Haley was officially annoyed. He proceeded to approach my friends and I to give us some speech about how he just moved his entire family to Pittsburgh and how he just wants to coach and then asked my friend, and I quote; “Why do you have to be so gay?” We all instantly erupted seeing as how Haley stuck it to our buddy and we clapped in excitement and astonishment that Todd Haley just gave our buddy the business. Needless to say, this remark didn’t sit to well with my friend. He proceeded to continue going at Haley and getting pissed. Haley was made aware and realizing that he pissed my buddy off, rather than apologizing he decided it would be better to try and have all of us removed and asked for security to get us out of there. That’s all I had to hear as myself and 5 other people knew to get the heck out of there. I left the pool bar about 1:15am and as I left, I glanced back at Haley as he sat at the bar drinking Bud Lights.

Chiefs Suck

Photo: Deadspin 

 

Topics: AFC West, Kansas City Chiefs, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers, Todd Haley

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  • phil s

    This is why their is no loyalty in the NFL. Todd just can’t admit that he was a crappy coach and Kansas City Fired him. He should be happy he got the opportunity to be a head coach and sign the napkin for a fan of the team that he once coached.

  • Roc

    Chase if you’re going to write something please make sure the facts are correct, Todd Haley never coached Larry Johnson

  • brent

    Didn’t Haley lead the chefs to the playoffs with the best rushing attack in the nfl his second season only to be fired the following season after losing his rb, qb, and a bunch of other pieces. Where was the chefs loyalty to him?

  • phil s

    It is what it is. Still a coach should have more loyalty. If any owner reads this story I say good luck getting another head coach gig. Whose gonna hire a dude that say there team sucks.. he’s an idiot for doing something like that in this day and age

  • brent

    I agree with that. It was absolutely unnecessary but I think he was more so just ribbing the guys dad.

  • chase ruttig
  • Roc

    Ah I stand corrected I forgot he played for the first month of the season when Haley was hired

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